Sunday, September 13, 2020

BillBow's Bird Journal - Mental Health Edition

Forgive the PSA nature of this post, but this morning's glorious birdwalk made me want to reiterate how therapeutic birdwatching can be. Lots of things suck right now. We all know that without me having to enumerate the ways. Earlier this year when I decided swilling cheap beer might be a fun way to help pass the days, the net result was not pretty. The payoff was short-lived, and instead of purging stress, I was accumulating pounds. I got moody too. The clothes of "paunchy grouch" aren't particularly flattering on me, so I decided to do something about it.

Things took an immediate turn for the better once I started taking daily bird walks. Not only was I resuscitating a beloved pastime and shedding weight, I was reconnecting with my own brain, because birding is quiet, calming, and meditative. Today's 3.4-mile hike to the northern edge of Walnut Hills and back was rewarding in many ways. It cleared my mind, got my heart pumping, and allowed me to notch four American kestrels, a pileated woodpecker, and a yellow-billed cuckoo among the 32 species I sighted. Of course if being alone with your own brain isn't your idea of a good time right now, birding is also a great way to safely hang out with a friend or two, and we all need more of that these days.

I know people have perfectly good mental-health strategies of their own, but I'm just going to throw it out there for anyone struggling to navigate the unholy mess that is 2020—give birding a try. Birds are colorful. Birds are musical. Birds offer endless gratification to anyone willing to get outdoors with a pair of binoculars. Speaking of which, there are some good cheap binoculars out there, in some cases less than $50. Birding apps like Merlin and Audubon put a field guide in your pocket free of charge.

Oh, and birding is also a wonderful hobby for those of us who love lists:

Bird log, 09/13/2020

Canada goose
Mourning dove
Yellow-billed cuckoo
Great blue heron
Turkey vulture
Red-tailed hawk
Red-bellied woodpecker
Downy woodpecker
Pileated woodpecker
Northern flicker
American kestrel
Yellow-bellied flycatcher
Eastern phoebe
Blue jay
American crow
Black-capped chickadee
White-breasted nuthatch
House wren
Carolina wren
European starling
Gray catbird
Eastern bluebird
House sparrow
House finch
American goldfinch
Chipping sparrow
Field sparrow
Song sparrow
Nashville warbler
American redstart
Wilson's warbler
Tufted titmouse
Northern cardinal

nwb

Saturday, September 5, 2020

BillBow's Bird Journal

I added a veery and a red-eyed vireo to our property list during this morning's bird count. I had mistaken the vireo for a Tennessee warbler, but luckily I was able to snap a very inept photo that allowed very adept bird Twitter to tell me I was full of crap and properly identify:

That brings the total number of species at our Michigan home to 54 since I started counting in 2014, or exactly one below the tally at our West Lafayette, Indiana home from 2008 to 2013. Here's hoping fall migration will help me surpass that number within the next several days. No, the Wilson's warbler I'm pretty sure I saw this afternoon but got away before I was 100% sure doesn't count.

Property List, East Lansing

  1. Red-winged blackbird
  2. Downy woodpecker
  3. American robin
  4. Black-capped chickadee
  5. American goldfinch
  6. Northern cardinal
  7. European starling
  8. Blue jay
  9. House sparrow
  10. Brown thrasher
  11. Red-tailed hawk
  12. Mourning dove
  13. Baltimore oriole
  14. Common grackle
  15. Gray catbird 
  16. Tufted titmouse
  17. Chipping sparrow
  18. House wren
  19. Northern harrier
  20. Cooper's hawk
  21. Ruby-throated hummingbird
  22. Canada goose
  23. White-breasted nuthatch
  24. Brown-headed cowbird
  25. Eastern kingbird
  26. Red-bellied woodpecker
  27. Great blue heron
  28. Eastern wood-pewee
  29. Cedar waxwing
  30. Hairy woodpecker
  31. Northern flicker
  32. Yellow-rumped warbler
  33. Swainson's thrush
  34. Eastern bluebird
  35. Carolina wren
  36. Dark-eyed junco
  37. Song sparrow
  38. Brown creeper
  39. Purple finch
  40. Wild turkey
  41. Northern mockingbird
  42. Mallard
  43. Sandhill crane
  44. White-crowned sparrow
  45. Red-breasted nuthatch
  46. Pileated woodpecker
  47. House finch
  48. White-throated sparrow
  49. Nashville warbler
  50. Eastern phoebe
  51. Yellow-billed cuckoo
  52. Yellow warbler
  53. Veery
  54. Red-eyed vireo
*Note: I'm confident I've seen a red-eyed vireo before, but since I didn't have it marked in my book, this also represents a LIFE BIRD for me, and that calls for a very strong cocktail made with gin. Cheers! 

nwb

Tuesday, September 1, 2020

BillBow's Banner

Before we were friends, my longtime blogging partner Josh and I were co-workers at the Barnes & Noble bookstore in Boulder, Colorado, just two young gallants with a common passion for shelving books and making the kind of bank we could expect to earn with liberal arts degrees from some of America's finest institutions.

As we became better acquainted, we learned we shared many passions not unheard of among gentlemen of our station—gazing over the hills of our rolling estates, admiring the statuary, scoffing at the laments of our disgruntled tenantries... Naturally it didn't take long for us to become simpatico, and soon we were prowling the local dens of leisure, where a new game called "snooker" was all the sensation among the landed gentry. We came to be confidants over many a game, and no topic was taboo, though Josh was prone to asking indiscreet questions after one brandy too many.

I also learned Josh was a full-time cartoonist, and B&N was just a tony side hustle to keep him in ink and whatever cocktail of substances he was using to furiously hammer out his daily comic strip, The Family Monster, deep into the witching hour.

By the time his cartooning career was ready to evolve from TFM, we had both moved on from Boulder, but not before we bade each other "good luck, old man" and vowed to keep in touch. Adventure awaited—I and my sometimes-popular wife were bound for Le Mans, France, and Josh and his then-fiancĂ©e Isis set a course for Portland, Oregon. It was there Josh conceived of his new creative project, Welcome to Falling Rock National Park. The eponymous companion blog was launched shortly thereafter in 2007.

My idiot brother and I started our own blog that very year, and Josh and I quickly forged a partnership, strong and true. When the time came to fashion a new and unique look, it seemed only natural to ask Josh to apply his artistic talents to our banner. McBoners of yore will remember the images of Stabbone and McGraw juxtaposed against the Cleveland skyline, McBone muse Chanzilla looming over the city, all 200 feet of her ready to unleash her rampaging brand of country, folk, and blues-infused indie rock on the unsuspecting citizenry:

It was the perfect banner, one we proudly displayed for the entire run of our original Blogger iteration and ill-conceived Wordpress reboot, which was quickly infected with malware, driven out to the country, and given the blogging equivalent of a double-barrelled sendoff.

I always suspected my blogging career wasn't dead but merely adrift, possibly circling the Earth in low orbit and soaking up inspiration from the ether, and when the idea for BillBow Baggins struck me upside the head like a sock full of marbles, there was no question where I would turn for my banner needs. The fact that Josh had moved away from daily cartooning and had reached new artistic heights as an illustrator only cemented my convictions. My instructions were spare—a green kingfisher, my grandpa, and the title were all I requested—but he took them and ran. The results, I believe, speak for themselves:

Josh captured perfectly Bill Bowler's quiet confidence, the intellectual curiosity hiding behind an impish grin. Perched on his shoulder is the green kingfisher that, while already in the throes of Alzheimer's disease, he added to his life list at the age of 78. The bird symbolizes the studious and meticulous approach he took to birdwatching, one he applied to all of his pursuits, be it winemaking, rock hounding, or jazz fandom. The Tolkien-esque font was a delightful surprise and a stroke of creative brilliance. More of a Conrad guy, I don't know if Grandpa ever read a word of Tolkien in his life or what he would have made of hobbits, wizards, and elves. I suspect he might have found it a lot of fanciful nonsense, but Tolkien is my favorite writer, goddammit, and I just couldn't resist a little punning with the title.

I'm proud to unveil Josh's work today, and I present it with a wish that our partnership be lifelong. Though distance separates us, we are forever united by the fraternal bond only bloggers can know. Should his travels one day bring him to the chill climes of Michigan, the hearths of the East Wing await him!

See the new look on Twitter and Instagram, and give me a follow too!

While you're at it, catch Josh on those platforms as well!

nwb